Brother Burns! My favourite Scot by a mile. I have not a patriotic bone in my body but sometimes just contemplating the Bard can bring a tear. He was such an alchemist, able to command the muse. 

Green Grow is a celebration of femininity. So the idea of its being sexist as is sometimes maintained is idiotic. And another thing: why are most renderings of the song always sae douce? It's a joyous sentiment fuxxake! Surely Presbyterians can enjoy a wee bit abandon now n' again. I doubled the tempo just to annoy them. They’re easily annoyed.